Say What Da Fuc You Wanna

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5422691493611196722012-02-16T17:53:04.387-05:00Say What Da Fuc You Wannatwiism31http://www.blogger.com/profile/12679850782673091742noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-542269149361119672.post-9968472634963952482009-05-29T08:38:00.000-04:002009-05-29T08:49:59.054-04:00General Facebook Laws<h3 style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;font-family:courier new;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">General Facebook Law #1. You must proof read your comments before posting them. Some of you Mafuckas grammar and spelling is piss poor. Sending encrypted messages aren't cool. How many times will i have to read your comments before i can decipher them. GFL#1.</h3><br /><h3 style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names"> </span>General Facebook Law#2. Don't be tagging old or new photos of me without my consent, Incriminating a N*gga. "I told her i was at hooters last night, not King of Diamonds",plus "I told her i was super cute when i was in highschool and you fucked that lie up too".</h3><br /><h3 face="courier new" style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">General Facebook Law#3 You are not allowed to use Facebook to solicit Fake ass business opportunities or to promote your hole in the wall ass club. I'll be damn if every time i log in somebody is trying to sell me some shit or invite me to a club. It feels like walking through the parking lot at USA flea market. How many times i gotta ignore u homie. Fuck making a million dollars adverstising with Google. GFL #3</h3><br /><h3 face="courier new" style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names"> </span>General Facebook Law #4, facebook will not be used to post "sexy" pics, ESPECIALLY if yo big cross eyed ass aint sexy. There are other sites available for those that are "in need', i.e Adult Friend Finder, etc.</h3><br /><h3 style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names"> </span>General Facebook Law #5. No leaving comments on your own photos, that's just flat out ass pathetic. How da hell do you post a half way descent photo and then be the first mafucka to comment on it! GFL#5</h3><br /><h3 style="color: rgb(204, 204, 204); font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"><span class="UIIntentionalStory_Names"> </span>General Facebook Law #6. You can't post old or deceiving photos as your profile pic. This includes pictures of you when you were 30 lbs smaller, pictures from 8 years ago, head shots, posing in front of your homeboys car or at your God Parents house. What are you trying to hide. Go ahead and show everybody on Facebook that big ass belly and that junky ass apartment.</h3><br /><br /><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/542269149361119672-996847263496395248?l=facebookmanlaws.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>twiism31http://www.blogger.com/profile/12679850782673091742noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-542269149361119672.post-268819895862489182009-05-28T10:03:00.000-04:002009-05-28T10:11:38.589-04:00Facebook Man Laws<h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Facebook Man Law #1. Men can't Poke, Send Hugs, or Drinks to other men especially on Facebook. Real sh*t.</h3><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Facebook Man Law #2. Men can't post comments on other men photos, especially if there's only one person in picture. Real Sh*t!!!</h3><br /><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Facebook Man Law #3. All top friends list of 15 or more must consist of atleast 3 females. Just to maintain the balance. MAN LAW!!!</h3><br /><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Facebook Man Law #4. A dude can't send another dude a friend request if his profile picture is him with his shirt off. Unacceptable!!!</h3><br /><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Man Law #5. When chatting on facebook Males aren't allowed to use OMG, BFF. It just doesnt sound right coming from a man, and cut down on the LOLs too. ole funny bunny ass dudes. MAN LAW!!!</h3><br /><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"> Man Law #6. All males are to refrain from posting your relationship status unless you are engaged or married. Don't be saying it's complicated when she left yo ass 6 months ago, and don't post that you're on facebook for DATING even if you are. It looks kinda desperate. MAN LAW!!!</h3><br /><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Man Law #7. Men ARE NOT allowed to post their status more than 2 times in a day. Dudes be on facebook letting you know every damn thang they do: what they ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, the weather forecast, and who hurt they feelings. Thas just too much info ya dig! Keep it simple fellas! MAN LAW!!!</h3><br /><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message"> Man Law #8. A man can't send another grown ass man a quiz on Face Book!!!! This sh*t is ridiculous! What celebrity would you be, or What Cartoon Character Would You Be, or What Name Should Your Parents Have Named You, or How Smart Are You!!!!! The list goes on and on!!!! Personally i get offended when another dude sends me some shit like that!!!! MAN LAW!!!</h3><br /><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Man Law#9! Men are not allowed to send Honesty Box questions to other men. What the hell do you mean "what do I honestly think about you?" Send that shit to ya lady friends bro, dont be asking me no shit like that! Ole Facebook Faggots! Man Law #9</h3><br /><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message">Final Facebook Man Law! Women can't dispute MAN Law because it's some stuff they just don't understand. You feel me? Man Law!!!</h3><br /><br /><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden"><input onclick="jsCall();" id="jsProxy" type="hidden"><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/542269149361119672-26881989586248918?l=facebookmanlaws.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>twiism31http://www.blogger.com/profile/12679850782673091742noreply@blogger.com1